Guys! Barbie Now Has A Girlfriend And Internet Can’t Stop Appreciating It

Another idol for the gays to droll over. Its a freakin’ doll. It can’t speak, can’t hear, can’t think, can’t move….its just a doll. It was supposed to be for children but since the gaystapo just has to be included in everything, it’s now aimed at children. It never ends with these mentally ill people. <ADMIN>

Coming out of the closet can be hard.

It requires tremendous energy on your part and will. It’s a big deal, but it’s an even bigger deal when an icon comes forward about her sexuality. Especially dolls, who don’t have the naughty bits. But, Barbie always had us wondering, since there’s always one ken doll and so many girlfriends.

However, there’s good news for all you pop culture preachers out there. Barbie finally came out this week:

Just this week, Mattel’s Instagram page ‘Barbie Style’ featured pics of Barbie and her friends.

In the picture both are seen wearing marriage equality “Love Wins” t-shirts.

“Proud to wear this “Love Wins” shirt with @songofstyle! Did you know that her exclusive t-shirts benefit different causes and non-profits? Such an inspiring initiative and fabulous few days I have spent with Aimee, she’s a doll!  #barbie #barbiestyle.”

The post doesn’t explicitly say that Barbie is gay but we know what it means.

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barbie is gay and i think that’s beautiful

And Twitter is freaking out about it.

barbie has been gay… i had one ken doll and about 17 barbie dolls so the one straight couple was the minority in my dollhouse 


barbie is gay, her skin is glowing, just got her hair done, got a cute emo gf who wears chokers. literally living her BEST life. 


you absolute fool, barbie has always been gay 

People are celebrating this beautiful love on Twitter!

2017 is the year Barbie realised she’s a lesbian im so happy for her



It’s not a hundred percent clear but Barbie could be bisexual, pansexual or asexual.

Whatever it is, y’all can mind your business. While Barbie and her very cool lesbian friend enjoy some avocado toast.

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